Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman showed him the latest model chain saw and assured him that he could easily cut three or four cords of wood per day with it. But the first day, Bubba barely cut one cord of wood. The second morning he arose an hour earlier and managed to cut a little over one cord. The third day he got up even earlier but only managed to achieve a total of 1 ½ cords of wood.
Bubba returned the saw to the store the next day and explained the situation.
"Well", said the salesman, "let’s see what’s the matter." He then pulled the cable and the chain saw sprang into action.
Leaping back, Bubba shouted, "What the heck is that noise?"
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 ♥ 7:09 PM
Chain Saw
Sunday, December 28, 2008 ♥ 5:45 AM
Today, 28th of December 2008 is a very boring day.!!
4th day since I had my food poisoning.. Fully recovered.
Went out for basketball too.
But no one came... SOB>>>
T.T
Anyway, here's a poem...
For days I have longed for you,
With feelings that were always true,
For times that I wished I'd know you,
But ended up going to the loo...
Through hard and easy times,
My heart will always rhyme,
But everytime I hear the bells chyme,
Thinking of you is shitting time...
You may think that this poem may be lovely,
But wait till you end up like me crazy,
Everything I'm not but lazy,
Dreaming of her is JUST SO EASY...
Just when I thought that life was unfair,
All I needed was some love and care,
Down came this angel for me to share,
Removing all the burdens I had to bare...
Till now I still deno where,
To find her is a task so rare,
Hopefully when I find her, she wun say, "Neh",
Coz if she does, my heart wun break down meh?
Sorry u had to bare with this loony,
With testicles the size so puny,
Who calls his bolster Sweet Little Louie,
Who is definietly not a Jewy...
Anway, I jus made the whole poem up...
It is FOC! Definitely FOC... =)
Full of Crap!
So yea, I'm so sien until can do this kinda thing...
My WMP is on, playing FF7 Advent Children, watching for the 11th time i think...
Arranging transports wif Ern Lyn, Jia Da, Min Chern on msn...
Thinking of crap to write for this dam darn blog... Which is wat u're reading...
Thinking of any images to put up in my DeviantArt... (no ideas)
Ugh, tomoro got to wake up early... Going 1U wif Xin Lin and Aik Zuan... 3 of us.. Hopefully it won't turn out too bad...
So, signing off...
Ayori
Friday, December 26, 2008 ♥ 12:04 AM
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Latin for,literally "Light of the Night Sky"
Stella Nox Fleuret
Stella Nox are two Latin words that would mean literally, albeit incorrectly inflected, "Night Star." Fleuret is the French name of the fencing Foil
Thursday, December 25, 2008 ♥ 10:59 PM
After recovering from food-poisoning, i finally am able to go back online and play around. So I photofunia-ed these pictures for fun.. XD
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 ♥ 5:56 PM
I drew the picture first before coloring it... Using my old Adobe Photoshop CS2... T.T CS4 out already and I'm still stuck with this lousy version. Dam it...
Anyway hope you guys like it. And if you wanna view more, my deviantart link is at the bottom right corner... Thanks. =)
Monday, December 22, 2008 ♥ 6:52 PM
OMG...
Last night at Kenny's christmas party, I drank one cup too many...
Well, actually I had 3 glasses of Vodka mixed stuff..
1. 100 PLUS and Vodka + Lemon
2. Coca-Cola and Vodka + Lemon
3. Bartender's personal favorite... (Deno how much he spited me)
My face went red and my eyes did too... I know my face was hot due to the alcohol.
But my eyes being red, I suspect is becoz I'm too tired...
The good thing about this is that I remained conscious all the time.. Did not do anything out of norm, not like the time before in Langkawi...
7.30am woke up went for basketball...
12pm, thought I could take a nap, but Wei Liang called and I was off to futsal...
5pm, nothing to do, went park jalan-jalan, then my friends pulled me in for basketball match...
So yea, I was tired...
This morning, I was involved in 2 dreams.
The first contained Momoko... It was a sweet dream, very nice dream... And then it turned awkward...
The so-called sweet-dream evolved into a nightmare...
And after that, it followed by another nightmare involving my mother... Now that is a real nightmare...
XD
Ugh, my head still hurts... Down with headache I think... After 10 hours of sleep still not enough..
Gotta go sleep again... Ciao...
zzZZ
Friday, December 19, 2008 ♥ 7:57 AM
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I just watched Yes Man today...
Yes, it's one heck of a funny show...
A must watch..
4.5 stars out of 5
Dun miss it!!
^^
Thursday, December 18, 2008 ♥ 6:35 AM
Hey guys... Here's my new DeviantArt website...
Pls go and View.. Thanks... And once you're in, leave a comment or something... =)
Very much Appreciated.
=) JOYOUS OCCASION
Ayori @ DeviantArt <<<<>
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 ♥ 6:05 AM
Additional two pictures of Momoko... I drew this picture though...
Not joking at all... Okay i know a bit cacat.. But if you come and see the real thing, u'll be stunned.. Rawrzz..
=D
Momoko ROX!!
Okay.. So I did a bit of research...
Medical research for your information...
Apparently there are three illnesses that is worse than having cancer..
Among them are Spinocerebellar Ataxia, Xeroderma Pigmentosum and AIDS...
Okay, now I'll explain a bit on why these three illnesses are very painful..
First, they do not lead directly to death. For these illnesses, they take away the very life in you throughout the years, making you suffer unnecessarily..
Let's begin with Spinocerebellar Ataxia. Any of you ever seen 1 Litre of Tears? Ikeuchi Aya, a real person suffered from this disease. Easierly known as SP, this disease causes the brain to shrink throughout the years, the effect and cause differs for everyone. There is no known cure for it yet and it is lethal. Beginning she had several mild symptoms. She had problem telling distance, her approximation of holding pen or pencils dropped tremendously, when faced with danger, there is a possibility of the mind shutting off, causing her mind to go blank and stop where she is.
Moving onto the second phase, one's movement will be affected. They will require wheelchairs or tongkats to support them in moving. Secondly, their speech will be lacking of fluency. They will speak slowly, having problem in expressing themselves.. Eventually, they will end up lying on the bed, awaiting death to take them.
Next we have XP. Not windows XP for ur information, u blardy IT freaks.. It's Xeroderma Pigmentosum. A very rare skin condition where one cannot be exposed to UV rays.. Exposure will cause the skin to bubble, burst and blood will flow out. Without sunlight, one will not be able to obtain the Vitamin D required and will eventually die at a very young age. They will suffer from breathing problems and movement problems...
For more information, you can watch Taiyou no Uta. Based on another true story too. There are two versions for this, one contains Yui as the actress... Another one is Erika Sawajiri, the actress from 1 Litre of Tears too.. It's a nice watch... Both I mean... =D
Last but not least, we have AIDS... Now dun tell me u nid an introductory for AIDS... You know how it is.. HIV+, AIDS, Hepatitis B... All these dangerous diseases... Anyways, yea... This 3 diseases are worse than having Cancer..
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Oh yea, while I'm at it, I wanna talk about my Grandpa. He passed away one day before Chemistry paper in SPM... Bad timing huh.. Haiz...
Okay, so my grandpa, 78 years old, Healthy, handsome, the smartest old man one could ever know. He could speak Indian fluently.
When asked how did he learn, he would always reply,
"My mom was an Indian.. =)"
Which is not true. He learnt it coz he's from Shah Alam, a place filled with more Indians and Malays. And he loves MAMAKS... SO yea, that's where he picked up the language.
I think it was the starting of this year that he was found of having cancer. Prostate cancer. Sometime in March or April. Doctors have advised him to opt for removing his... ahem... Bebola to keep him safe. We as his family would also prefer that, so we could see him live longer. But he chose not too. At that fragile age, if the operation went wrong, he would die. So he chose to take pills to withstand the pain.
At the same time, it was found that he had kidney stone too..
I forgot to mention bout the kidney stone.. Aiks..
So, a few days before tat day, he was admitted into the hospital. He was in great pain, so pain that he needed a respirator. With his family all by his bedside, he wanted to remove the oxygen mask to talk to us, but as soon as he did, his blood pressure went up and so did his heartbeat. Knowing that it was dangerous, he put bak the mask and listen to the cries of everyone..
The next day, his condition worsened and he was unconscious. Relying on the respiratory system, his stomach expanded very big and contracts quickly to help him breathe. The sight of him in the room, in that condition, made everyone cry. Some down onto their knees...
Wait, let me get a tissue before I continue...
After that... As the son of my grandpa, my uncle chose for him to go for dialysis.. Just another way to prolong his survival. But it did not made much difference.
Chemistry, SPM. 12pm, he passed away while I was still in the classroom taking my exam..
The funeral was held at the nirvana, many relatives and friends came to pay their last respect to him. It was a rather emotional time for me. With 4 more subjects going on, I did not have any time to study for SPM. I had to attend the funeral which is about 45 mins driving distance from my home. The process of reading the Buddhist Bible was a long one. An hour each time with 15 minutes of rest intervals...
Then came the cremation day. We had to push the car containing his coffin out to the main road. Did I mention, he still looked like himself although in the coffin.. Handsome and elegant. That's so him. But his colour faded alot. His skin became pale dark. His smile... Well, it's the last I've seen.
Wait, wiping my tears....
We had about an hour left to spend with my grandpa before my grandpa were to be cremated.. The crematorium was huge and the heat... You can sweat before you even enter the place. Before my grandpa was being pushed into the fire, we all had to have our faces looking down on the floor. Once he was pushed in, we couldn't help but cry. Everyone down to their knees this time. The man that was so optimistic, so cheerful had been taken away by death in days.. It was very, very sad to watch his coffin go into the fire. Very painful in the heart. I had breathing difficulties then, with my nose blocked too due to crying.
This was the last..
The final... time we will ever see him..
After this, he will remain in our memories and happy moments, playing a crucial part in everyone's lives.
Days later, after my Biology paper I think... The doctor's report was out..
The cause of his death wasn't due to his prostate cancer. It was fine, in fact.
His pancreas sort off stopped producing the bile which eventually cause all of his digestive organs to malfunction. One thing leading to another. It had taken away a GREAT man's life.
So my grandpa did make the right decision by not removing his.... things.. Life is very unpredictable. I have to appreciate every moment spent with my friends and family. So should you too..
So... this is for you.... Gong Gong... =)
May you be safe wherever you are. As happy as always..
Monday, December 15, 2008 ♥ 5:37 AM
Does anyone want to join me for the show YES MAN! this coming Friday?
Date : 19 Dec 2009
Venue : 1 Utama GSC/ TGV
Time : Anytime...
Please, wan some ppl join me in the show... T.T
Sunday, December 14, 2008 ♥ 8:29 PM
So, I'll do a little summary of wat happened for the past 3 days... First, Saturday, we the El-Ninos won first place in the Help Frisbee Open Competition..
Rawrss...
Two words to describe...
Muahahaha...
The best ting bout the Frisbee competition is that we got our revenge!
Yes! Down u go Mat and USJ8 Soar Team... Although I pity USJ8 coz can't finish game due to heavy rain and lightning thunderstorms...
The other competiting teams were
Carebears lead by Mat... yes! Dapao-ed u..
USJ 8 Soar
USJ 13
Help
Sunway
Oopps..
So yea.. we managed to win all the groups under soakin wet conditions.. So yes!!!! Dam it I'm happy... =D
Sometimes I dam evil man.. Rawrs..
Okay.. After tat, went back home after a fast meal at KFC's.. Relatives from Singapore came for two Nites stay at my house.. So yea, I had to look after and take care of them.. No choice.
The next morning, I went off to MYEG in Jalan Ipoh to take my Undang Test...
This was the score:
Me - 42/50
JD - 42/50
Ern Lyn - 47/50
Kenny - 37/50 , 48/50
No I kid you not... Kenny took his 2nd exam d same day... And he passed, higher marks den all of us... For those who have yet to take their undang exam, here are a few cautions:
1. Got two ways of answering : English , Malay
2. Every computer contains different questions
3. Double check your answers
4. Cheat if you have to
5. Coz if you dun cheat like sterp 4 you might fail..
6. And if you end up in step 5 den you have to pay between RM25 - RM50 to retake the exam..
7. If you still fail at step 6, I suggest you refer back to Step 4. Very important.!!
This are not my results but this is how it will look like when you take ur undang tests!
Today, I had to send my relatives to the airport. They're flying bak to Singapore...
So now I have a few things to do after I finish this post...
Clean my bedroom.
Transfer movies to my dad's external drive.
Go buy lunch.
Go buy new headphones.
Return the 5 comic books.
Borrow new set of 5 comic books.
Get a haircut.
Wash my muddy shoes.
Wow, dam freaking busy man... Hav to do all by today.. X.X
Ciaozz.!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008 ♥ 6:18 AM
Today played Frisbee in the rain...
It was awesome.... Until Willy got his knee injured... Stupid Guan Huan, kill the game off becoz he dived...
Anyway, all 9 of us were soaking wet... It was 4 v 5 though... I was in the 5...
Z
Willy
Cecil
Casey
Me
Brian
Chien Hoong
Mai
Wei Khai
Now tat I'm bak home, I hav slight headache... And I tink may be coming down with fever...
Tomoro 9am meeting wif Calvin and Chee Han... Den got to walk all over again to take bus to Sports Barn for futsal.. Have to wear school shoes somemore.. De ones i wore today are, u can guess, soaking wet...
Den go DJ check out and could register for driving... After comparing the prices tat is...
Haiz... Busy day...
After everything's done... I'll just return home and...
Monday, December 8, 2008 ♥ 6:37 AM
WOw, Life's been kinda hectic recently...
Two weekends before went to Willy's house for his 18th birthday... Played alot especially since Guan Huan brought his PS2 dere.
But then hor, even thou got so many ppl wan play, dere were dose who did not have any chance and had to revert to another game..
About 10pm, went looking for CC... First one was full, went to the second one.. Bottom floor max ppl. SO we had the second floor to ourselves...
However the downside was that there wasn't any games... Well, it only had DOTA, WORMS, Half-Life 1, Counter Strike...
All the lousy games, no FIFA 09 or even COD 4
Oh well, it would just hav to do.. Played whole night until 2am. Then ran back in the rain to Willy's house... 15 mins away? Tat's quite far, considering that about 9 of us were running together...
Soaking wet, we dried ourselves with the towels or shirts we brought.. We were staying overnight if you must noe... Then, some went to sleep whereas others continued playing the PS2...
Omg... Next morning woke up no energy. Still nid take LRT and switch train once. 20 minutes to Maluri station and another 20 minutes to the MUL field, where we were going to play in the Frisbee Competition...
OMg, we won one and lost once... So, it's still 50% for us... Haiz, bloody KBU ppl dam kiasu..
Went to watch Bolt last Tuesday... Nice show..
Wednesday went to 1U again wif Cik Syikin, Calvin, Kenny, Chern Jung, Marvin and Jia Da to watch Quarantine.. Yet again, beautiful horror flick.. This picture proves it.. =)
In between the days not mentioned, I was busy worryin for my education.. I went to Taylor's and PWTC FAKON edufair 2009 to see the things..
Eventually, I made my mind of going for ADP ( American Degree Program )
So,yea, tat's about it... Haha... Busy busy month...
Oh shit... Tomoro got Frisbee practice... Dam it, gtg guys...
♥ 6:00 AM
Now, I'm going to spend some time editting my links...
So, yea, if you wan me to add you, pls notify me.. =)
Thx..
♥ 5:41 AM
Today my mum was having a conversation with my aunt...
Mum : You know, boy... When you small I never take out the cane or ever used it on you...
Aunt : Oh, really?
Me : You think?
Mum : Yea... Of course... You're a very lucky boy...
Me : No, I disagree... It's just that I never did anything wrong as a kid to make you use the cane.
( IT IS A FACT )
Friday, December 5, 2008 ♥ 7:37 AM
Looking bak at my life... I tink I shud draw a stats table...
I've spent 30% of my life in front of computers... out of tat 
, 15% on my laptop...
, 15% on my laptop...D other 15 % ranges from skul library computer to teacher's laptop to Cybercafe's...
Okay... So, I'd say 25% wud b d time spent on sleeping, eating and bathing... The usual...
Now, wif 55 % down, I'd say 20 % used up in studies....
Out of tat 20, 10 % in skul, 5 % in tuition, 5 % self-study... (hate to admit it, I rarely revise)
But dis is how i end up eventually... T.T All the time...
25% left, i'd say 10% used in playing sports... Ranging from basketball in the evenings near my house to playing Frisbee in skul and competitions...
15% left huh... 8% used in reading books, practicing my organ, elec guitar, drawing ( u can look below )....
Remaining 7% belongs to time taken during travel to reach destinations, helping around d house and jus staring into blank space...
. 
If there was one place i reli wan to go, it would be the city in the sky... Machu Pichu...
Anyways, so yea... those are my stats... 100% whole of my life for d year until now...
It's scary to tink tat I used to be so busy, tied down to my Librarian club and my Frisbee Club...
But I enjoyed every moment despite numerous blunders..
Everytime I pass by tat hallway in skul, I'd tink :
I studied here.
5 years...
All my life spent meaningfully...
Making frens, new and old...
Learning bout d ways of life...
Stabilizing my concept towards life...
Teaching me tat life isn't always what it seems...
Dedication to club and frens...
Learning frisbee...
Personality change coz of everyone...
And so many more...
anyway, my dad is scolding now, it's 12am, it's late...
signing off...
5S1 hero... Kian Seong... =D
