Guinea pigs are like XXXXXXL size or hamsters.

Teacher had 2 of them. 2! Male and female.. I recall that we used to remove them from their living boxes and let dem run around the living room. Like what we learn in science, we had the CATCH and RELEASE technique. We let them run, then we take them back for second round of runnning.

Sometimes the guinea pig gets naughty too. Well, quite often they fight with each other. Remember wat we did? we used to whack them or hold them tighter as a sign of warning... Or was it just me... I recall giving a very cruel warning to them.. Oops, my bad.. AIKS.. XD

And then we had experimented on them, feeding them wif stuff like human food. Sweets, and... well, some junk food la. Then we used to carry them and check if they were males or females. Upon sight of the male vital part on one of dem, we could say they were a couple.

I stand by my point. We, the two of us, for the first time in life, saw 2 guinea pigs mating... Yes, that's wat dey did. And after mating, the male's vital part turned very red. Sry to say out la, but can u imagine how it was when we found out while we were in Std 5? And, dey mated, yet no kids, no family of 3 or more. Guess de males sperm are not functioning well.. : D

We were like, eeewww.. Sickening, we're not touching tat. Deng.. I din noe about sex yet tat time. So... wat de heck.. Haha.. But it did not take long before our hands were all over it again.. Frankly speaking.

And I noe alot of ppl will ask:

Did it bite you?

No. Well, yes, but a small scratch.

Is it cute?

Betcha it is, but it stinks and it shits more often den hamsters. And caution: IT SHITS WHEN ITS NERVOUS OR SCARED!

Have you ever tot how tasty dey will be?

Neh, dun tink dey're of any value. Hav u ever seen:

BBQ Guinea pig for sale! or Guinea Pig meat with STEAMBOT!

No, u don't.. So, wats dere to say when ppl are selling spiders and worms for snacks and not guinea pig meat?